May 3, 2007

Best Shittiest Beer Fest 2007

Well, that shitty time of the year has come again. You know, the one that makes your tastebuds weep and your stomach seizure. Yes, kids, Best Shittiest Beer Fest 2007 is upon us. Need I say more? Same concept, same location, same time, same antacids. But remember: we are looking for the beer you THINK is good, but your friends may tell you otherwise. This isn't a picnic for Rogue or Deschuttes -- it's been overwhelmingly demonstrated that those beers are both tasty AND expensive; rather, this picnic is to find the least offensive beer for your buck. There is a very special, important exception to that rule: expensive shitty beer. I am tired of people being duped by savvy marketing or conditioned learning. Is Corona, Heineken, or the like REALLY worth that $8 tab? I willing to bet my $4.78/6-pack of Old Style that they 'aint shit. BRING. IT. ON!

***I encourage you to select either classic BSBF favorites or beers that remain unchallenged in previous BSBFs. You can see what beers were chosen in 2006 "HERE"

REMEMBER TO POST A COMMENT BELOW WITH YOUR BEER CHOICE!
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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've got Oly Style. Word.

Anonymous said...

steelllaa. STELLLAAAA! i'll bring that. cuz i think it sucks. which means it'll probably be my favorite cuz i have a consistency issue. ahem.

Anonymous said...

Can't find Grain Belt or Leinies. So I'll bring some Rainier. Yowza!!!

Anonymous said...

Scientizzle & I will bring ye old classic, PBR. We'll try to find PBR Light. We'll peruse the grocery store isles and see if any other beer strikes us as particularly shitty.

Anonymous said...

I'm following up on my threat from last year. It'll blow your mind.

Kevin Gouy said...

My college roomate back in the day swears LoneStar is a good beer. I think it's shitty. So, if I can find it, I'll bring it and it will be decided once and for all!!!