After approximately 2 hours of cross-examination, I have successfully earned my "Ph.C." -- which is none other than, my "Candidate of Philosophy" degree. It won't get me a faculty position outside of Bob Jones University, but it will get me a subtle, yet refreshing $40 / month raise and a nod of approval within the Vollum Fraternity...I'm sorry, I'm meant to say the Vollum Faculty (yes, that's just a joke). Anyway, now all I have to do are the laborious experiments that I so laboriously defended to my committee for the past 2 hours, after which I just may upgrade my alphabet soup to a "D".
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!!...oh, yeah....
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